by admin on August 31, 2010
We don’t know exactly whose “house rules” these are, but we’re coming over for their next party. In fact, these rules could really be defined as “life rules.” They cover all the bases: no fighting, breaking stuff, or sexual assaults (of course), plenty of rapping, kissing, and cookies (definitely) and limited use of the homeowner’s Nintendo 64 games (because come on, it’s 2010). The most ridiculous has to be the last one, which advocates anyone caught masturbating to keep doing so. Ahem, did we say we’d make these “life rules?” OK, maybe not that last one, but the rest of them, sure! As long as there is indeed “lots o’ wine” and no dance parties are interrupted, we’ll consider this our new Bill Of Rights. (Via I Am Bored)



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